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COD5: The Disappointment

WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT

This blog post doesn’t start well. From the outset Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare went down a different road and became one of the greatest games of all time, more so because of the Multi-player side of the action. I played COD4 on the PC in the days before I had an Xbox 360 and Xbox Live. I only played COD4 MP for a short while before deciding it wasn’t for me. I had been playing Battlefield 2 for so long that it actually meant something when playing a map, there was an actual purpose. COD has always been an arcade style shoot-em up. You run, you shoot, you die. The maps were always pretty small in comparison to Battlefield.

Call of Duty 5

I liked playing the single player COD4, it was new after all. It was the Modern Warfare that COD players had wanted for so long and it actually played really well. From start to end it seemed like it was longer than the previous games, in a way it seemed more hardcore. You felt like you were in the fight.

IT JUST DIDN’T CUT IT

Call of Duty 5 just didn’t cut it. Going back to the world wars after the modern warfare we’d had previously I thought would entice a new kind of Call of Duty to come out. A Call of Duty where I actually couldn’t put it down, a Single Player with so much shock and awe that I’d be talking about it forever and a Multi-player to lose sleep and cut 2 stones of weight over. Did we get it? Hell no, we’ve gone back in time to the run shoot, die process of the earlier Call of Duty’s.

Granted the scenes between missions are pretty sweet and for anyone who doesn’t have any history knowledge can learn a lot, but that’s as far as you can go. There isn’t any real difference from the others… I mean come on, I can’t be the only one getting bored of technically playing the same game over and over again.

After buying Far Cry 2 one week which was the biggest pile of rubbish I’d picked up in a while (my own fault for not checking reviews), I’d have liked Call of Duty to ‘be an all you can be’ title. The Single Player missions were incredibly short, I finished the total game in what seemed like record timing.

WHAT DOES IT HAVE?

COD 5 has two things which I thought were cool and they have nothing to do with the game-play.

  1. When an enemy has a grenade thrown towards them (I noticed this fighting the Japanese) if they can’t throw it away quickly enough they will actually jump on the grenade.
  2. Cut-scenes, they’re actually pretty decent and a couple of times I sat there impressed.

After playing the game through in full I’m not about to get all giggly school girl excited over the Co-op mode because quite frankly, who gives a bollock. Would I want friends to go through the same boring torture as I did? Am I going to play MP, am I hell. Once finished the game when swiftly back in it’s box and will be passed on to another unsuspecting soul before Christmas time.

I’m going back to playing Battlefield: Bad Company, it’s an awesome game and has a lot more going for it than COD5.

In all fairness this sounds somewhat like a Bad Company fanboy rant against Call of Duty, maybe it is, maybe it isn’t. I’ll stand by my decision. Call of Duty 5 is a disappointment.

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Quantum of Solace Review

BEFORE QUANTUM OF SOLACE

I saw Casino Royale at the movies, I thought it was complete rubbish.

I had no inclination to sit down and watch it again on DVD. There was something about the entire movie that I just didn’t get, it was very dark and the very opposite of what I would call “a James Bond movie”. I was sitting one afternoon not long ago, on a typical Sunday when everything feels boring. Quantum of Solace was the only movie on the DVD shelf which I hadn’t watched recently and had to go for it since there was nothing else to do.

I got it, just. I certainly understood the story a little more and initial thoughts were that James Bond was gunna be pissed! at anyone and everything in the next movie.

3 SECONDS IN

3 seconds in and you hear the roar of the Aston Martin, bullets flying and cars crashing. YES! James Bond, the real James Bond is back and the only hope is that the movie continues with the same speed and tenacity as it opens with.

The sound which they’ve used throughout the film is astonishing, they’ve got it exactly right. Every crump of a bullet, every explosion or bang sounds so crisp you feel like you’re stuck smack bang in the middle of hell.

It doesn’t stop either, once you’re in, you’re in. From 3 seconds in until 10 minutes before the end you have to keep your eyes wide open.

I CAN’T TELL YOU

There is no way I can possibly go in to detail about what happens in the movie, it would stop all the fun. What I can say is a lot of the people who I’ve talked to since seeing Quantum of Solace say that they enjoyed Casino Royale more. I am not sure if this is just me thinking it was better than it was or the other people were just plain boring.

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Fool’s Gold Review

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT TREASURE?

Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson star in this romantic comedy love twist treasure hunt in the sea. McConaughey plays Ben Finnegan, a typical surf bum, always getting in to trouble and finding it hard to get out of it. He is also obsessed with trying to find the “Queen’s Dowry” treasure which was lost in 1715.

Kate Hudson plays Tess Finnegan, Ben’s wife (kind-of), their relationship is very rough and they manage to become divorced just before they start looking for the treasure which only adds to the comedy.

Fool?s Gold

Tess enjoys the thrill of offshore salvage just as much as Ben, however she wanted to calm down slightly and finish her degree. Just as they are getting divorced Ben finds a vital clue which can lead them to the treasure that they have been hunting for.

MORE HUNTERS!

As I said earlier, Ben likes to find himself in trouble a lot of the time and manages to owe a very dangerous Rapper some money for the boat he accidentally sunk. The Rapper knows what Ben has been trying to find and when he finds out that Ben found a vital clue takes the situation in to his own hands.

The hunt is on for the first team to find the treasure which is worth 500 Million Dollars. Ben enlists the help of a multi-million dollar tycoon who employed Tess as a steward. From there, the clues begin to unfold as Ben and Tess unveil more of the information surrounding the story of the cargo sinking just off the shore of the Island where they live.

FUNNY OR NOT?

Fool’s Gold was easier to sit through than most movies I have seen lately, I have seen a couple over the past few weeks and haven’t bothered to review them because they were that bad. I think McConaughey is quite a funny actor anyway, but linking up with the likes of Kate Hudson, Ray Winston, Donald Sutherland and “Spud” from Trainspotting added to the comedy.

I wouldn’t say it is as good as National Treasure, those films are in a world of their own and were fantastic but I would definitely recommend going to see this at the cinema or when it comes out on DVD.

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Never Back Down Review

KARATE KID 2008

The Ultimate Fighting Championship meets Karate Kid. Seeing the trailer for the first time I thought it was another Fast and the Furious movie, but with nothing else on at the moment decided it was worth a viewing in comparison to the other let downs. I am an avid UFC fan and have been for years so when something like this pops up at the cinema I’ll be extremely picky about it.

Never Back Down

The movie is set in the world of Mixed Martial Arts (MMA). The movie revolves around Jake Tyler played by Sean Faris. Jake is a touch american football playing kid who wears his heart on his sleeve. He is not adverse to using his fists to get him in to and out of nasty situations on the pitch. When his little brother is picked out to have a scholarship in Orlando the family had to move.

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